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Poster: DeadRed1971 Date: May 2, 2011 6:20pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama Bin Laden is no longer 'non-Dead'

The meeting at the White House yesterday morning:

National Security Advisor: "Mr. President, we have located the compound of Osama Bin Laden. We have confirmed his presence there."

Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff: "We can conduct a military operation and neutralize him on your command."

President Obama: "This might not be the right time, maybe we should just keep an eye on him to see what he's up to."

Press Secretary: "Mr. President, according to the latest polls, your approval rating is at its lowest level since you took office."

President Obama: Okay then, kill him!